Place your chili stock pot and a large pan on stove over medium heat. Drizzle some olive oil in each and allow to heat up. We're ready to rock n' roll when the oil is thinned and shimmering.
In your chili pot, brown the ground turkey and turkey Italian sausage with a pinch of garlic salt, pepper, and chili powder.
In the other pan, sauté the onion and poblano until softened, 5-ish minutes. Add to it garlic and mushrooms with a fatty pinch of garlic salt and pepper and sauté until completely cooked down.
Add your mushroom mixture to your turkey pot, mix, and pour in the Miller High Life. Feel free to crack one open for your own enjoyment. Pump up the heat, bring to a boil, and then lower to a rapid simmer. Simmer for 10-15 minutes or until beer is gone.(double simmering time if doubling the recipe)
Next, add all other ingredients EXCEPT FOR garlic salt, pepper, and cayenne. Cook over medium heat until completely warmed through. Taste and now adjust with garlic salt, pepper, and cayenne; maybe even more brown sugar if you like it sweet, sweetie!
Simmer on low for 45 minutes; the longer the better. Continue to stir, taste, and adjust as needed.
Set up a buffet station for everyone to fix as they wish! You can ladle chili with the pot still on the stove over low heat, or move it to a hotplate. Put the garnishes in mix-and-match bowls and BOOM! Help yourselves!
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